Young Kuikbox had never been away from home before. No one in the electrical field even knew kuikbox existed, as far as an enclosure protection for electrical conductors, plug ins, and light switches were concerned.
Young Kiukbox was such a good looking electrical enclosure that the diodes almost overheated from blushing, because of all the electrical current flowing through them. This definitely risked blowing up the high amp fuses protecting their circuits.
The high voltage fuses on the main electrical transmission lines, carrying 138,000 volts, were all very impresses by how many places they witnessed young kuikbox being used, and how many places where older junction boxes and electrical fixtures were replaced with the kuikbox enclosure.
Kuikbox had heard many stories about all his relatives, from Grandpa Junction Box and Grandma Raceway. The most exciting stories that little Kuik Box ever heard was when Channel-Screw, Aunt Wire-Duct, and Mrs. Auxiliary Gutter got together and made fun of old Mr. Ground Lug, who had come from the town of Rockwell Automation, and whose great-grandfather was General Electric.
Old Mr. Ground Lug would tell stories all night long, if someone would stop and listen, about how he was used at places like NextEra Energy, Engel, Duke Energy, China Yangtze Power, Iberdrola, Southern Company, EDF, Dominion Resources, Engie, Ideal, and even Evelin. Little KUIKBOX didn’t know if it was all the truth, or just another western story.
In the local town of Four Square, the most reverent Mr. Divider, who always preached about the gutter he used to live in, and the electrical trough he used to eat from, would constantly preach against the town gossips: Channel-Screw, Aunt Wire-Duct, and Mrs. Auxiliary Gutter. He asked if they would stop using the enclosure of his church as a cover and said that they were the conduit and raceway for dissension in the community. The most reverent Mr. Divider also said that if they couldn’t put a hanging lid on their multiple-gang activities, they should all just head on down the wire duct freeway and exit at the wire duct exit and never come back.
Little KUIKBOX figured this was perfect as far as his back plates were concerned, and that no one would miss them in Four Square.
One fine summer day, little KUIKBOX received a phone call from Grandpa Junction Box, asking him if he would like to go to the Las Vegas, NECA Convention, an electrical wire trade show, the biggest in the world! There, KUIKBOX could meet all of the superstars of the industry: Revel USA, GrayBar, World Electrical Supply, Rack-a-Tier, Rexel, and Square D.
KUIKBOX was so excited that night that he couldn’t sleep. “Las Vegas, New York, Los Angeles, Dallas-Fort Worth, San Francisco, and soon it will be international,” said little KUIKBOX to himself.
There was high tension. The big day had arrived! And now, it was raceway, all the way to Las Vegas, and the big, NECA Convention. KUIKBOX couldn’t believe his eyes. The LED lights were dazzling. Kuickbox sure was glad that he had dressed in his new USA Patented Design and that he was wearing the UL Listing given to him by his Uncle Lug Nut.
The single phase, the three phase, the 480, and all the 220/110 girls were all there, wearing their finest fiber optics and their yellow, black, red, and blue berets on their pigtails, or shall I say wire connectors? They even had their best wing-nuts on. General Electric, Samsung, Panasonic, Lowe’s, Menards, Home Depot, Graingers, LifeLamp, everybody was there. You could feel the low amperage in the air by sing the stray voltage meters supplied by EXTECH, UEI Test Instruments. Multimeters with LCD screens and even Klein Tools were there!
The Fluke 87-V Multimeter and the Fluke -1587/1400 FC kept running down the Amprobe PV-110 Electrical Test kid, while the 300 Extecn Analog kept talking bad about the Fieldpiece HS33 Expandable Manual Ranging Stick Multimeter for HVAC/R, but KUIKBOX Enclosure didn’t care. He was used to the three big gossips: Channel-Screw, Aunt Wire-Duct, and Mrs. Auxiliary Gutter, not to mention the old grouch, Mr. Ground Rod.
Young Kuikbox’s Square D 15-amp, 20-amp, and 30-amp breakers all filled with tears as he felt the gratitude current charge through his electrical tray at the thought of his soon to be involvement in the electrical installations all around the subway stations and hydro dams of the world. He sure was glad he left Four Square!
Young Kiukbox was such a good looking electrical enclosure that the diodes almost overheated from blushing, because of all the electrical current flowing through them. This definitely risked blowing up the high amp fuses protecting their circuits.
The high voltage fuses on the main electrical transmission lines, carrying 138,000 volts, were all very impresses by how many places they witnessed young kuikbox being used, and how many places where older junction boxes and electrical fixtures were replaced with the kuikbox enclosure.
Kuikbox had heard many stories about all his relatives, from Grandpa Junction Box and Grandma Raceway. The most exciting stories that little Kuik Box ever heard was when Channel-Screw, Aunt Wire-Duct, and Mrs. Auxiliary Gutter got together and made fun of old Mr. Ground Lug, who had come from the town of Rockwell Automation, and whose great-grandfather was General Electric.
Old Mr. Ground Lug would tell stories all night long, if someone would stop and listen, about how he was used at places like NextEra Energy, Engel, Duke Energy, China Yangtze Power, Iberdrola, Southern Company, EDF, Dominion Resources, Engie, Ideal, and even Evelin. Little KUIKBOX didn’t know if it was all the truth, or just another western story.
In the local town of Four Square, the most reverent Mr. Divider, who always preached about the gutter he used to live in, and the electrical trough he used to eat from, would constantly preach against the town gossips: Channel-Screw, Aunt Wire-Duct, and Mrs. Auxiliary Gutter. He asked if they would stop using the enclosure of his church as a cover and said that they were the conduit and raceway for dissension in the community. The most reverent Mr. Divider also said that if they couldn’t put a hanging lid on their multiple-gang activities, they should all just head on down the wire duct freeway and exit at the wire duct exit and never come back.
Little KUIKBOX figured this was perfect as far as his back plates were concerned, and that no one would miss them in Four Square.
One fine summer day, little KUIKBOX received a phone call from Grandpa Junction Box, asking him if he would like to go to the Las Vegas, NECA Convention, an electrical wire trade show, the biggest in the world! There, KUIKBOX could meet all of the superstars of the industry: Revel USA, GrayBar, World Electrical Supply, Rack-a-Tier, Rexel, and Square D.
KUIKBOX was so excited that night that he couldn’t sleep. “Las Vegas, New York, Los Angeles, Dallas-Fort Worth, San Francisco, and soon it will be international,” said little KUIKBOX to himself.
There was high tension. The big day had arrived! And now, it was raceway, all the way to Las Vegas, and the big, NECA Convention. KUIKBOX couldn’t believe his eyes. The LED lights were dazzling. Kuickbox sure was glad that he had dressed in his new USA Patented Design and that he was wearing the UL Listing given to him by his Uncle Lug Nut.
The single phase, the three phase, the 480, and all the 220/110 girls were all there, wearing their finest fiber optics and their yellow, black, red, and blue berets on their pigtails, or shall I say wire connectors? They even had their best wing-nuts on. General Electric, Samsung, Panasonic, Lowe’s, Menards, Home Depot, Graingers, LifeLamp, everybody was there. You could feel the low amperage in the air by sing the stray voltage meters supplied by EXTECH, UEI Test Instruments. Multimeters with LCD screens and even Klein Tools were there!
The Fluke 87-V Multimeter and the Fluke -1587/1400 FC kept running down the Amprobe PV-110 Electrical Test kid, while the 300 Extecn Analog kept talking bad about the Fieldpiece HS33 Expandable Manual Ranging Stick Multimeter for HVAC/R, but KUIKBOX Enclosure didn’t care. He was used to the three big gossips: Channel-Screw, Aunt Wire-Duct, and Mrs. Auxiliary Gutter, not to mention the old grouch, Mr. Ground Rod.
Young Kuikbox’s Square D 15-amp, 20-amp, and 30-amp breakers all filled with tears as he felt the gratitude current charge through his electrical tray at the thought of his soon to be involvement in the electrical installations all around the subway stations and hydro dams of the world. He sure was glad he left Four Square!